Mood Oracle

A disgustingly relatable indie oracle deck with plastic cards that you can spill your b0ng water on.

If you thought you didn’t want your mom to find your oracle cards before...

The Mood Oracle is a relatable 69 card deck for your irreverent esoteric edutainment. Plastic cards that you can spill your b0ng water on.

Here's what the metaphysical community has to say about the Mood Oracle:

“This is the deck I wish I had when I was tripping balls”

“Bigfoot’s dick is offensive. It’s so...erect.”

“I’d file a complaint about this deck but it’d probably just show up in Satan’s asshole.”

“This deck exploits Koalas.”

“I meditated a little too hard and did a little cleanse out my Poot chakra.”

Use deck to:

• Bathtub readingz
• Test spaghetti
• Flip at #love&light hoez
• Build a fort to cry in
• Scoop melted queso
• Weed out clients without a sense of humor
• Doubles as a passport...TO WEIRDO TOWN!