{"product_id":"mood-oracle","title":"Mood Oracle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA disgustingly relatable indie oracle deck with plastic cards that you can spill your b0ng water on. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you thought you didn’t want your mom to find your oracle cards before... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Mood Oracle is a relatable 69 card deck for your irreverent esoteric edutainment. Plastic cards that you can spill your b0ng water on. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHere's what the metaphysical community has to say about the Mood Oracle: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“This is the deck I wish I had when I was tripping balls” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Bigfoot’s dick is offensive. It’s so...erect.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I’d file a complaint about this deck but it’d probably just show up in Satan’s asshole.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“This deck exploits Koalas.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I meditated a little too hard and did a little cleanse out my Poot chakra.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse deck to: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBathtub readingz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTest spaghetti \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlip at #love\u0026amp;light hoez \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuild a fort to cry in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScoop melted queso \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeed out clients without a sense of humor \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDoubles as a passport...TO WEIRDO TOWN!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Laughing Cat Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48920992809202,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/1176\/5234\/files\/MoodOracle1.webp?v=1774562121","url":"https:\/\/soullumination.org\/products\/mood-oracle","provider":"SoulLumination","version":"1.0","type":"link"}